When I first glanced at the cover of the new In Touch magazine I thought it was a female Elvis impersonator.

But it's Kim busting the zipper on her skirt. Not that she ever wears the same thing twice, so this won't be missed. But it does mean she missed it's freshness date. Look I get it! I've been up and down and all around the scale. A lot of people have 2 or 3 different wardrobes for skinny to fat them. Kim wears new clothes every day and since she's blowing up right now she needs to buy larger sizes weeks before she actually wears them. So whoever is printing the "wear by" date needs to up their game.