Bret likes to tweet celebrities a birthday greeting along with a photo of himself with them. I guess that's like a present? Anyways Eva Longoria's 38th birthday was ruined when Bret sent her greeting along with a photo of himself with Kim Kardashian. I've searched the internet for a photo of Bret with Eva, and it doesn't appear that he has ever met her. So for years he's been telling people about how Eva Longoria's caboose is a lot larger when you see it in person. This also has to have ruined Kim's day. Because it means Bret actually did meet her and had no idea who she was! Somebody needs to stop him before he tweets this pic as a birthday greeting to Lil Kim!