Last week we covered Ryan's girlfriend as she completed the trifecta of stupidity.
1. Driving a $200,000 car in to a regular apartment complex
2. Taking off $100,000 in jewelry while the neighbors stared at her and then leaving the jewels on the front seat.
3. Walking away from car without locking it.
She told reporters that Ryan was going to be mad because those jewels were a gift from him. People reported over the weekend that Ryan in fact broke up with her!
Look, Ryan has to tolerate a lot. His career was made by smooching Simon Cowell's smug butt and continues today kissing the Kardashian's rotund rumps. He gets to host red carpet events where he is the punch line to people like Sacha Baron Cohen. So in his free time he wants people to think he's a smart guy. He's like a Kardashian in the sense that we all know why they are rich but they want to pretend it's because of some superior intellect. But you can't be smart if your girlfriend is that dumb! But maybe if 2 pretend tycoons hook up they will think that the other is lending them credibility. Which is why I look for Ryan and Paris Hilton to join forces as a power couple soon. In the mean time here's Ryan hard at work.