Lilo was scheduled to fly Sat night from NY to LA to get ready for this morning's trial. She's facing 240 days in jail, but LA is LAmo when it comes to St Paddy's day! NYC is where it's at if you are a speckled ginger with a love of dark beer, fighting, and sloppy sex. So clearly Lindsay couldn't leave NYC in the middle of her favorite holiday! It's like asking Captain America to celebrate the 4th of July in Shanghai. Plus Lindsay could catch the last flight out of NYC Sunday for LA. What could go wrong? TMZ reports she made the flight. So all is well. Except before the flight could leave, Lindsay ran off the plane. She said she thought the plane was leaking fuel and demanded to be let off. She was in such a hurry her bags were left on the plane. I'm sure that fear was based in reality and not delusional paranoia. When last we left Lindsay she was crying in the airport lounge feverishly texting and e-mailing people begging them to get her a private jet to LA. Note to self never give Lindsay lohan cell phone number. The Judge had already said if Lindsay isn't in court this morning that a bench warrant for her arrest will be issued. This decision to stay in NY for St Paddy's is turning out as bad as staying in Liz & Dick for the paycheck.
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