Nicole most recently was on our TV sets as a judge on X Factor. She was judged by American's to suck at that and was fired after 1 season. She is now a replacement judge on X Factor UK. That sounds as impressive as being a replacement ref. Anyways she is trying to hype up a new single in the UK and is getting lots of interviews. She tells The Independent;
To be honest with you, I sometimes wish I were more slutty. I’d probably be a lot more successful if I were. This is such a tough industry, you know. To make it, you really have to sell your soul to the devil… That’s probably why I haven’t quite reached the top of my mountain. I mean, where’s my Tony Award, my Grammy, my Oscar? Why don’t I have any of those things yet?
Nicole doesn't have a Tony because she hasn't performed on Broadway. It's the same reason I don't have a Tony. However we both acted in Rent. Nicole in Hollywood, and me in the audience, acting like I was awake. I checked her IMDB page to see what movies she was in to win an Oscar. I guess she feels like she nailed the role of Boris's girlfriend in Men In Black 3, because that's about all she's done. Now she is a pop singer so I'm looking over past Grammy winners in Nicole's category. I guess she is saying Adele, Sarah McLachlan, Bonnie Raitt, Norah Jones and Celine Dion are all sluts who sold their souls to the devil. Not like Nicole who refuses to sink to using sex to try and get ahead. Now lets sit back and enjoy Nicole's biggest hit. "Dont Cha Wish Your Girlfriend Was A Freak Like Me".






























