They've never been a romantic couple but Charlie has been attempting to make Lindsay his protegee. His belief is Lindsay is following down the same path he walked of drug and alcohol abuse and he can save her a lot of pain while helping to turn her professional career around. Lindsay seemed pretty grateful for the $100,000 he gave her to help pay late taxes. She even seemed sorta grateful for the chance to do a cameo on his show. But today that gratitude has left the building. "Charlie needs to shut up about me. He's got no business talking about me to the media". Charlie better watch out because anyone else who has dared to allow her name to cross their lips have found themselves being sued. From Pitbull to her dad. Even E-Trade, who only used the name Lindsay, got sued! People are on such edge about the name that I hear Sen Lindsey Graham is considering going by the name his friends call him, which is also LiLo's arch nemesis, Paris. 

Photos: Screengrabs from Scary Movie 5 and CNN.