Not against Chris Brown, but against a guy named Steveland Barrow. Steveland? What a name! It's like the name of a kingdom! Or the sweetest game ever...Candyland!
Boy look at that place! Filled with...what? Oh that's right. Back to the not very sweet story of Steveland. His highness broke in to an apartment he believed was Rihanna's last Thursday. He slept in the owners bed, and helped himself to some of her unmentionables, and then told police who caught him there that Rihanna had invited him to spend the night. I would've loved to see Steveland's face when they told him Rihanna lives next door. You just stole the panties of the wealthy widow.... Ester Roseboro. So Rihanna heard the story and said this guy is a freak and a judge awarded her a restraining order because "she fears for her safety". Good news Steveland. The reason Rihanna wasn't home that night was she was sleeping with the last guy she took a restraining order against. So just give it a couple of years my man and she'll be calling you!
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