The 1998 Academy Award winner for Best Actress, Gwyneth Paltrow is quitting show business according to Us Magazine.

Once Gwyneth wraps her next few films, she will focus on growing her lifestyle website, Goop, and the fitness company she co-owns with trainer Tracy Anderson. Paltrow is hoping to emulate the career of another multitalented star: Jessica Simpson! “She admires Jessica’s empire,” the source says of the Academy Award winner, 40. “She wants to make a killing.”

 If Gwynn wants to be the next Jessica Simpson she's going to need a reality show. That was the foundation for everything Jessica has got. America loved to laugh at how outrageous, dumb, and ridiculous Jessica was. Like remember the time Jess revealed; "To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC's". Or when she answered "the continents are A, E, I, O, U". So what are you going to shock us with Gwynn? One time you used your salad fork for your main course?

There's nothing shocking or lovable about you. You're an ice queen who lives in London. Maybe your snobby shtic plays there, but round these parts you better not know the difference between chicken and tuna.