Honey Boo Boo has an Uncle who goes by the name of Uncle Poodle. Uncle Poodle apparently likes to show fellas his pee pee. TMZ reports that Uncle Poodle is sending pics of his genitals to random men he hopes to begin a deep meaningful relationship built on trust and respect. His introduction literally is "Hi do you know who Honey Boo Boo is? That's my niece". And then I guess invited them to get to know him better by opening the attachment which has a picture of his attachment. I wonder if he saw an increase in gentlemen callers once Honey Boo Boo became famous? He must have. This guy looks like he's in 30's so this isn't some new behavior for him. So in the last year or 2 he has added "Honey Boo is my niece". There have to be some desperate "star-lovers" out there who think "well he's not much to look at, but hey it's Boo Boo's uncle, what a cool story this will make". Can you imagine being at a party at someone tells you about the time they hooked up with Honey Boo Boo's uncle? I'm prepping myself to meet some people like that, because now I know they're out there! My reply to their boast will be a detailed story which I'm creating now that focuses on my hookup in the 1980's with a chick whose Uncle was the voice of Alf.