Mila went on The Ellen Show yesterday and Ellen had some fun outing Mila's secret relationship with Ashton.  

Mila looked uncomfortable and commented on how nervous this was making her. I bet it's because Ashton had told her something like "look if we're going to do this we need to keep it quiet. We don't want the media making a big deal out of this". Well they're making a big deal out of it now and women are starting to announce that they're currently hooking up Ashton. According to Star Magazine one of the girls Ashton was caught cheating in the hot tub on Demi with, is back. And she's back with even more scandal!

Sara Leal says "I would hate for Mila to have the same experience as Demi. I wouldn’t wish that situation on anyone. Once a cheater, always a cheater. OK settle down Mother Teresa. You're not so sweet yourself. What are you saying is going on. "One of my co workers friends has pictures of Ashton and her making out on her bed. My coworker showed it to me and was 'look at your boy getting busy with my friend'".

I totally believe that some girl in LA would have a camera hooked up in her bedroom to secretly film her conquests. Girls have gotten pretty freaky the past decade or so. But what about the fact the girl is friends with a co worker of someone who cheated with Ashton? Yeah, I believe that too. Ashton likes women, like a fisherman likes likes fish. He runs his nets in a lot of the same fishing spots so he's going to come up with some snappers who know each other. And before you call my boss and say I'm being dirty, here's a picture of the Australian snapper fish. To see a picture of the snapper Ashton caught you'll have to get Star.