Reality star wannabe Courtney Stodden threw a party to celebrate the release of her autotuned disaster called "Candy". The party was like a Cirque De Soleil event if all the performers were on meth. Courtney herself provided the world with lots of pictures on her twitter account so those of us unable to attend due to a fear of a bath salt attacks could see what was happening.

First off Courtney wanted everyone to know this was a classy event so she made sure she wore some drawers. Then she made sure you knew she was wearing them by having them light up. I think Courtney is trying follow in Christina Aguilara's slutty heels. Failing to realize that the public tolerates Christina's ho like behavior because she has an incredible voice. If you just have the ho, and not the voice, you're a Pussycat Doll.   

Former Anna Nicole clinger on Bobby Trendy was in the house dressed like Joan Collins if she was hired to be a clown. 

Married life seems to agree with her husband Doug, who doesn't look a day over 60! He's 52, but whatever. Oh in case you're confused the guy hugging on Courtney is her dad. He's 49. And did Doug put some weight on? It appears that he's now wearing his wedding ring snuggly on his pinky.  

And back to Courtney's dad. Yes that was him in the first photo of the story getting very handsy with his little girl. But look all is forgiven. They kiss and made up. CLOSE YOUR MOUTH FREAK!