The President of Russia has challenged the women of his nation to make more babies. As he recently said in a campaign speech;
"If existing trends continue, Russia's present population of about 143 million will plunge to about 107 million people by 2050 – a disaster for a country that occupies such a vast territory! But if we manage to formulate and implement an efficient, comprehensive policy for population saving, then Russia’s population may increase up to 154 million! The historic cost at stake in choosing between action and inertia is therefore some 50 million lives within the next 40 years."
To help end the inertia and get the action started Putin has hired 90's R&B balladeers Boyz II Men to woo the nations ladies! This Wednesday the group will perform live in Moscow but it will be broadcast on national TV in the hopes that the women will want to drop them silk,flannel,wool, polar fleece drawers and get freaky. Putin is like 20 years behind the times. If this concert doesn't work I bet he has Billy Ray Cyrus, and Tom Jones waiting to go.