LeAnn Rimes has been all about shutting Brandi Glanville down. But Brandi is about to release a book that is going to shine a light on their relationship in the least flattering light. Here's some of the excerpts.
Brandi writes about the day she found out about Eddie’s affair. “I’m not entirely sure how I ended up on the floor of my closet sobbing…a teary-eyed Eddie found me lying there minutes later, and without saying so much as a word, he started kissing me all over…he pulled off my workout pants and we started having sex right there,” she recalls. “He swore up and down my body that it wasn’t true…that it was completely innocent. In that moment, it was easier to believe him, because I just couldn’t stand the thought of being without him.”
Sounds like Eddie was still having hot sex with his then wife even though LeAnn has said that Eddie told her that when they hooked up his marriage was dead in the bedroom. What else does she have to say?
But the 40-year-old, who has two sons, Mason, 9, and Jake, 5, with Eddie, knew there was something going on between her ex and LeAnn after the two met on the set of the TV movie Northern Lights in fall 2008. “LeAnn had ‘accidentally’ smeared some cake frosting on her top (she was still a bigger girl and completely flat-chested at the time) and asked my husband, not realizing that I was standing behind the both of them, if he wanted lick it off her,” she recalls in the book. “This woman asked my husband if he wanted to eat the frosting mess she’d dropped on her nonexistent chest? … He hadn’t realized I was there, either, and he laughed with hungry eyes at the suggestion.”
Damn! She just called LeAnn a fatty with tiny... uh... chicklets. Let's see LeAnn before the surgery.
Looks like Brandi has a good memory. I didn't remember LeAnn looking like that! So what happened next? “After the divorce I was a jobless, homeless, mother of two living out of her $1,200-a-month SUV and couch-surfing from one hospitable friend to the next.” Of course, she got her revenge — by way of vaginal rejuvenation. “This pretty intense surgery had an even more intense price tag: $12,000,” Brandi reveals. “A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina…. I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor's office] Eddie’s credit card number.”
And I'm pretty sure the only reason Eddie was dating LeAnn was for her money that would mean LeAnn Rimes bought Brandi a new VaJayJay! If I was homeless I would have gone for a place to live, but they way some of these girls work if they have a nice... that... they can get a nice house from a guy who likes their nice that. It's about getting the most bang for your buck!