When I read that headline in today's Daily Mail, I was hoping the story would have a Manti T'eo theme to it. I knew police were called too, so perhaps someone was posing as Rihanna on-line and told him to meet her in a hotel and wear something kinky. When he showed up in his freak gear instead of Rihanna it was Ron and a bunch of his friends who were keen on replicating her battered face on Chris. Once they cuffed him to the bed with his own handcuffs and finished their "hoax" they called the police to say "not sure who this sex crazed maniac is, but he broke in to my room and I was able to stop him. Why yes officer I would like to press charges, thank you for asking".
But alas that was not the hoax. This hoax sucked. It's called "swatting". Idiots in LA are calling police to say there is an armed intruder at a celebrity's home. The police arrive and apparently some weirdo is giggling that he made that happen. Your hoax is as creative as a crappy knock knock joke. Except crappy knock knock jokes get a courtesy laugh, while your hoax will get a courtesy beat down, uh I mean pat down from police before they take you in to custody.