Good lord Al...shut your mouth! Al Roker was on Dateline last night, talking to the nation about his challenges with weight. I guess after you get gastric bypass there are things you aren't supposed to eat and he ate some of it at the White House Easter Egg Hunt.
"I probably went off and ate something I wasn't supposed to. And as I'm walking to the press room, [I'm thinking] well, I gotta pass a little gas here. I'm walking by myself. Who's gonna know? Only a little something extra came out. I pooped my pants."
Bel Biv Devoe famously sang "Never trust a big butt and a smile", Al had a big butt but lost his smile. I'm not sure how Al thought sharing his story about the fart that got away from him that stained his pants would help overweight people but it about made me pee my pants.