As you can see Madonna was smoking in the ads for Versace in 2010. And we know she's been a lifelong smoker because we have seen her smoking though the 80's

The 90's

And the 2000's.

Then we factor in the fact that she sings like a wheezing horse and you just know. This week Madonna was sound checking at an outdoor stadium in Chile for a group of fans who had won passes to a soundcheck party. And there ain't no party like a Madonna party because a Madonna party...is an absolute buzz kill. There's about 100 people trying to have a good time in a rain and wind storm. Madonna's dressed like she's going to work on the docks but has her softball pants and socks on too so she can bolt right at 5. As her assistant comes out to fix her umbrella which get's blown inside out Madge addresses the merrymakers. "Someone is smoking! OK if you're going to smoke cigarettes I'm not going to do the show...F--- you"! Having fun yet kids? I imagine she went on to lecture them against dressing slutty and being a diva.






























