Janice Dickinson tells Us magazine she can't wait to get married."I intend to make Rocky the happiest man in the world for the rest of his life. I couldn't be happier right now. Oh! And our wedding is going to make Brad and Angelina's look like a trip to city hall!" The guy she's marrying is Dr Robert Gerner. I've never heard of him. And Janice had never heard of him till recently. "they have been dating since they met almost 3 months ago". Almost 3 months? That's like when parents give their kids age in weeks to make them sound older. They could actually give their relationship age as 11 weeks. 11 weeks ago we in Columbia were celebrating the Gamecocks win over Georgia. Imagine you met someone that night at a post game party. Now imagine over the weekend you tweeted out a photo of yourself wearing an engagement ring from your new friend.
Good lord is he alive? He looks like he's been prepared for burial with a very creepy smile. It's like she's staring in a new movie called "Weekend wedding at Bernies"! Well that might explain the rush. They bought a house together last month as well. Even the best undertaker can keep this appearance up for a few more weeks. The Us story didn't mention if the Doc was sitting in Janice's lap and if her lips moved when he answered questions, but that's my bet.