When will people learn to no play with fire. Or as Paris Hilton and friends call her "Fire Crotch". Lindsay Lohan has a long history of burning people who work with her. Gone missing, $15,000 worth of clothes from the set of "Scary Movie 5". Several thousand dollars from a Louis Vuitton commercial shoot. $17,000 worth of clothes "she borrowed" from a store she was promoting. The 1963 trailer Elizabeth Taylor used, trashed by Lohan with over $100,000 worth of damage while shooting "Liz & Dick". Yet people keep wanting to work with her. The newest sucktim (sucker/victim) is the Bravo networks show "Million Dollar Decorators". Lindsay moved in to a house she rents for 8 grand a month, which she apparently pays for by selling the clothes she steals. Her people set up a deal for LiLo to get the home decorated for free by the show in exchange for letting them film Lindsay talking about it. Sweet deal for LiLo! The show filmed her going shopping with a designer and spending about $200,000 on furniture. And then they did some painting and other work in the house. They then came back a few weeks later to film the big reveal. According to the producers, the place was ruined. Cigarette burns in the furniture, some sort of "skid marks" on the hardwood floors, and random stains throughout the place. They are trying to piece together a big reveal without Lindsay using footage they shot while setting it up. When will people learn to avoid her? I'm waiting to hear about how a funeral home hired her as a spokesperson, but not now they are suing because the corpses suit is missing.