For those of you who don't use twitter they show the words that are the most tweeted in their trending section. So this morning I see Powerball, Fiscal Cliff, and Kobe are trending. Obviously Fiscal Cliff isn't a good thing. Trending doesn't equal awesome. It just means people are tweeting about it. Lindsay Lohan doesn't see it that way. When her Lifetime movie was on her name was trending. What were they saying?

Dane Cook: "I just realized Liz & Dick is on. No, I wasn’t watching it, but I can literally smell it." Joan Rivers: Lindsay Lohan's probation will be revoked because she lied to police. The same goes for her SAG card after playing Elizabeth Taylor. Adam Hunter: Lindsay Lohan auditioned to play herself in the "Lindsay Lohan Story" on Lifetime and didn't get the part.

Well you get the idea. Twitter was all filled up with people saying Lindsay Lohan sucks. But an insider aka as her momager tells Radar: "Lindsay isn't fazed at all by the criticism. She thinks everyone is insanely jealous of her, and like it or not, she was trending on Twitter last night. Lindsay hopes that she can now get her own television sitcom like Kirstie Alley did with Fat Actress. Lindsay admires what Kirstie did and wants to follow in her footsteps."  That's the dream? Fat Actress ran for a total of 1 season on Showtime. There were 7 episodes. This is the equivalent of a chef dreaming of a job on a hot dog cart.